Monday, 11 December 2017

Freeze your Tithes???

I no can laff abeg!
These days, it's like there are 9 categories of people on social media.

Cat 1: freeze's supporters! 
I love these people, they are ready to chow on anyone who is not in their club. I am sure they are ready to be members of their father's Church. I love logical reasoning so, 
logically speaking; freeze abeg, open Church, do the right thing the right way, and I pray for you not to freeze while you do that.
Also, ensure that all your supporters are bagged out with you please. 
Thank you!

PS: Please don't use the Bible, Nigeria was not mentioned in the Bible. (Since you logically said "modern day Levites are in Israel), go and look for the Bible that is addressed to Nigerians. It is possible you will find your name in it.

Cat 2: I don't know!
These people have won my heart. They are the "Mr. And Mrs Confusion". Freeze is right, their pastor is right, they just have to choose but, how can they choose when freeze has no Church? 
Please, leave us alone! We are trying to think.

Cat 3: I must watch my pastor!
This group of people have been enlightened. They can't fight their pastor but, when their pastor buys a "new" anything, they'll be like "God! I know he used our tithes to buy it, God fight for us". Please wait, your reward is in heaven.

Cat 4: What is happening?
These ones, they have never been to a Church before, they just can't relate but, they want to hang out and eat Suya while you argue about tithes and pay their own bills. After all; you have too much money to pay tithes.

Cat 5: He is right but...
These ones are Church goers. They be like "Thank God I don't have to pay tithes again" but, I will still be going to church so that people will think I am spiritual. Well done!

Cat 6: Who freeze epp?
These are the: "How much does freeze have that he is shouting? He is just looking for attention! Forget that guy I beg!"

Cat 7: Isn't he afraid?
Or "him no dey fear"? These ones be like "argh! What is Bishop curses this guy?" Y'all calm down! Bishop is bigger than that.

Cat 8: I don't pay Tithes
We don't care!

Cat 9: Christians should be poor!

Then there is me with my boxing gloves "You say what now"? How can Christians be poor? Was Abraham poor? What of Isaac, Jacob, David, Solomon? e.t.c
I don't know about you but poverty isn't a pre-requisite for Christianity so shut up!
People treat spiritual issues carnally therefore, the things of the spirit seem hard to discern.

I can't tell anyone what to do but, I believe that most Spiritual leaders are only telling us what works for them. If you don't believe it and you do it, it wont work for you.
If you believe someone is getting rich on your Tithes, I think it is wise to leave it all to God. After all, you have given it to God so it isn't yours anymore.
I know my God is big enough to handle anyone who is stealing from him. He is a just God.

May God help us.


With Love

Rita_R



2 comments:

  1. I might not be d all righteous one here, buh one thing this whole #tithe saga thing has taught me is TO PAY MY TITHE
    #I'mAlreadyLoved

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